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"It’s like their words are stupidity bullets and whisky is my ointment for the wounds. I’d dearly love to have a discussion with a sane, rational human being but apparently they’re all in bed attempting to blot out the cacophony of twats with large bottles of strong whisky."

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"The horse was kicking his legs around, breaking a bunch of computer terminals and knocking things over, but Neil and I didn’t care. We pressed on, because if you have what it takes to fly hundreds of thousands of miles from Earth to the goddamned moon, you sure as hell can drag one screaming horse 10 feet to a spaceship’s airlock."

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"Irish names have been a constant source of irritation to the English since the 19th century, when many Irish families started hoarding extra letters in case of a shortage."

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"Philip Hammond, are you flirting with us? The new foreign secretary strides out provocatively, in this daring navy suit. His nails, cut into the shape of human nails, show that he means business. Note the leg-lengthening black shoes, showing that he’s not afraid to sacrifice practicality for style."

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'It' is a hard drive, created by McAfee and loaded with every piece of malware, every virus and every piece of corrupted code that the company has collected. This 'vault of chaos' might be the most toxic piece of computer hardware in existence, which is thankfully why the company has dipped it in a block of resin and then placed it in a cabinet behind inches-thick bulletproof glass. (via This Hard Drive Could End Civilisation As We Know It)

'It' is a hard drive, created by McAfee and loaded with every piece of malware, every virus and every piece of corrupted code that the company has collected. This 'vault of chaos' might be the most toxic piece of computer hardware in existence, which is thankfully why the company has dipped it in a block of resin and then placed it in a cabinet behind inches-thick bulletproof glass. (via This Hard Drive Could End Civilisation As We Know It)

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