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"The horse was kicking his legs around, breaking a bunch of computer terminals and knocking things over, but Neil and I didn’t care. We pressed on, because if you have what it takes to fly hundreds of thousands of miles from Earth to the goddamned moon, you sure as hell can drag one screaming horse 10 feet to a spaceship’s airlock."

On Every Anniversary Of The Moon Landing, My Thoughts Always Turn To That Horse Neil Armstrong And I Jettisoned Out Of The Airlock | ClickHole – Because all content deserves to go viral

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"Irish names have been a constant source of irritation to the English since the 19th century, when many Irish families started hoarding extra letters in case of a shortage."

Irish name pronounced how it’s written

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"Philip Hammond, are you flirting with us? The new foreign secretary strides out provocatively, in this daring navy suit. His nails, cut into the shape of human nails, show that he means business. Note the leg-lengthening black shoes, showing that he’s not afraid to sacrifice practicality for style."

New Statesman | New boys on the block: Your guide to the Kings of the Downing Street catwalk

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"He’s like Hari Seldon but with wicked biceps"

The Oatmeal on Elon Musk

What it’s like to own a Tesla Model S - Part 2 - The Oatmeal

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'It' is a hard drive, created by McAfee and loaded with every piece of malware, every virus and every piece of corrupted code that the company has collected. This 'vault of chaos' might be the most toxic piece of computer hardware in existence, which is thankfully why the company has dipped it in a block of resin and then placed it in a cabinet behind inches-thick bulletproof glass. (via This Hard Drive Could End Civilisation As We Know It)

'It' is a hard drive, created by McAfee and loaded with every piece of malware, every virus and every piece of corrupted code that the company has collected. This 'vault of chaos' might be the most toxic piece of computer hardware in existence, which is thankfully why the company has dipped it in a block of resin and then placed it in a cabinet behind inches-thick bulletproof glass. (via This Hard Drive Could End Civilisation As We Know It)

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(via 31 Gangster Cross-Stitches That Would Make Your Grandmother Proud)
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"We strive to make sure that all of our content panders to and misleads our readers just enough to make it go viral."

What Is ClickHole? · Clickhole

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There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him.

And now he’s died for real. Without me. Selfish b*****d.

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Ade Edmondson: I feel privileged to have known Rik - ITV News

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"The lips – sneering lasciviously, sneering arrogantly, snorted up with flared nostrils like Kenneth Williams with bloodlust."

Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever | Robinince’s Blog

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"Knorkator are (in)famous for their wild stage shows. Alf Ator has been known to hit the audience with a large foam club, throw toast slices and wet autumn foliage at the crowd. Sometimes a modified shredder was used to distribute shredded vegetables and fruit over the crowd, which was announced as “vegetarian airway-catering”."

How I have I not heard of Knorkator before? Sie sind knorke.

Thankyou Mr Standing for the link.

Knorkator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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…and I was about to go to bed. Now I will never sleep again.

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…and I was about to go to bed. Now I will never sleep again.

(via What the Fuck Is This Emma Watson Gif and Why Is It Ruining My Life?)

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"The situation regarding spoons remains unchanged. If I see one, I will kill it."

I’d forgotten about this masterpiece. It seems that Herzog is a fan of it and considers the various Herzog imposters online as his foot soldiers. I like the concept of Werner Herzog very much.

Werner Herzog’s Note To His Cleaning Lady » Sabotage Times

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How to make a doner at home. Weekend mission - accepted.