July 2010
12 posts
“Yeah. It costs a lot. But here’s the thing: You won’t drink as much. Which...”
– American Drink | You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Month
“In 2009 she received a Daytime Emmy nomination for Outstanding Achievement in...”
– The finest honour a cook can aspire to. Another person to add to my list of ‘first against the wall when the revolution comes’. We’re gonna need a big wall.
Sandra Lee (cook) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“A dog pulls expressions. A cat bares its teeth. What does a cow do? It just...”
– Charlie Brooker’s Screen burn: The Private Life Of Cows | Television & radio | The Guardian
“In the United Kingdom the mullet is most commonly associated with thugs, Pat...”
– Mullet (haircut) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
June 2010
11 posts
“Over the years Steve Jobs has managed to come up with so many colourful and...”
– The Daily Mash - APPLE FORGOT TO HOLD iPHONE BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE SHOPS
“…although when you Google “ABT”, the first things that pop up...”
– Charlie Brooker’s Screen burn: Inside The Aryan Brotherhood | Television & radio | The Guardian
“another centrepiece is Kinectimals, a virtual pet simulator which lets children...”
– Charlie Brooker | Why talk to a computer? Surely talking to a human is traumatic enough? | Comment is free | The Guardian
The Wild World of Robots →
Via: Online Schools
“Note that I will deactivate the QRcode associated with a returned p8tch, and...”
– Out of stock :( For some reason I really want a velcro patch with a qr code on…
P8tch: guarantee
“An old criticism of newspapers, old enough to pre-date the web, is that they’re...”
– Today’s Guardian (Phil Gyford’s website)
“But mother of three, Nikki Hollis, said: “I don’t worry about my...”
– The Daily Mash - FAT BOYS TO BE SENT ON OUTWARD BOUND PORN HUNT
May 2010
16 posts
“And we could remix humankind too, removing all the rubbish bits we’re...”
– Charlie Brooker | So, artificial life is here, courtesy of Craig Venter. Time to remix humankind… | Comment is free | The Guardian
“Remember: listening to someone’s dreams is like looking at their...”
– the show with zefrank
“I imagine Heston to have a long, chrome-plated member studded with LEDs, like...”
– The Daily Mash - BRITAIN HAUNTED BY THOUGHT OF HESTON AND DELIA AT IT
“This book is a subtly deceptive tool of perversion. Everything in this book goes...”
– Amazon.com: Jules Verne’s review of One Nation Under God
“If I was a fraud I might tell you that my suspicion of cutlery is born of an...”
– Jay Rayner: Who needs cutlery? Just take a hands-on approach to your food | Life and style | The Observer
“The Auchentoshan 10 is the recent music of Tom Waits—neither smooth nor...”
– The Malt Impostor: The Auchentoshan 10 (50 ml bottle)
“It is a syntax error to write FORTRAN while not wearing a blue tie.”
– One Div Zero: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages
April 2010
7 posts
“As an affront to God, it is successful, but as a sandwich, it falls flat.”
– Fastfood Meals for Failures | Cracked.com
“Every breath I take is like the rat pressing the bar to stimulate its pleasure...”
– The Malt Impostor: The MI’s Annual Pilgrimage to the Last Hurrah
March 2010
13 posts
“-sters are usually people: Spinster. Mobster. Prankster. Pollster. But a lobster...”
– lobster « One Peppercorn
tlhingan ra'ghomquv →
Join the glorious Klingon Empire…TODAY! (we’ll conquer you in the end anyway)