March 2008
44 posts
“When Harry and Ron had finished off the cafeteria they turned their wands on...”
– Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week
“Is that the code that deletes itself?
Yes, but it only did it once.”
“Once a fart is out is has no providence.”
– Someone being Kenneth Williams on BBC2
“What we want to do is get this machine up and running. We’ll show people that...”
– grinding.be » Blog Archive » Ready to enter a parallel universe?
“I had no idea Mr. T once brought a sick kid out of a coma. Jesus needs a better...”
– rstevens: Mr. T. is the new stem cells
“Rose has reportedly spent $13 million (£6.47 million) getting Chinese Democracy...”
– BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Axl Rose responds to album task
“…half of the office appear to be half asleep. Does that mean that a...”
– d_floorlandmine
Londonist: 17 Boxes Of Smut From The Euston Road →
Roomba
Billy: you realised that the Roomba will be sitting on the sofa with its wheels up drinking gin during the day, don’t you? Dave: meh as long as the room is clean when we get home , it can fuck my ps3 for all i care Dave: and you can quote me on that
Is society ready for this pregnant husband? →
“Devised by Bill Wright, the basic format of Mastermind has never changed — four...”
– Mastermind (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
WatchGodTube.com - Baby Got Book
“This is sweet. I think this deal is sweet. I think it’s sweeter than a...”
– YouTube - G4: The Global Loop
“If you’ve bothered reading this far you’ve already wasted more time on it than...”
– Full text of the review of “Meet the Spartans” in The Independent
“Nobody is anybody at Cannes. Apart from Harvey.”
– Mark Kermode
“It tasted like ozonified oysters that had been near an electrical fire…”
– Dave on an island whisky that I rather liked
“Gastro is not a word that belongs in front of the word pub, it belongs in front...”
– Al Murray
“> Now, would somebody tell me what
> TMTOWTDI means? I have never
>...”
– Philip Newton on London.pm
A Walk In The Woods - Weebl's Stuff →
“However, Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said the reason...”
– The Daily Mash - WE’RE TREATED WORSE THAN NIG-NOGS, SAY WHITE WORKING CLASS
“Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT.”
– Dave’s Free Press: Journal: Olympic security costs
