“ Look, I’ve read a lot of bad comics in my time. I mean, I’ve got a full run of Tarot, so I think it’s safe to say that my tolerance is pretty high, but there is no way in Hell I’m going to read a comic where there’s a plot point involving a vampire in the body of a twelve year-old girl having sex with the rotting corpse of a male stripper, and fuck you for making me type that.
