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“Yeah. It costs a lot. But here’s the thing: You won’t drink as much. Which leaves you more money to spend stocking up on the cheap stuff. Which you can drink more of. Because you shouldn’t. Drinking is complicated.”

- American Drink | You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Month

"In 2009 she received a Daytime Emmy nomination for Outstanding Achievement in Hairstyling."

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:15:58 +0100

“In 2009 she received a Daytime Emmy nomination for Outstanding Achievement in Hairstyling.”

- The finest honour a cook can aspire to. Another person to add to my list of ‘first against the wall when the revolution comes’. We’re gonna need a big wall.

Sandra Lee (cook) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Horseradish Vodka recipe courtesy of Bob of...

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:56:17 +0100

Horseradish Vodka recipe courtesy of Bob of BobBobRicard

@savvycook @lostinthelarder @FoodUrchin @oysterguide @HoMoFo … on Twitpic

"A dog pulls expressions. A cat bares its teeth. What does a cow do? It just looks at you. It..."

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:17:59 +0100

“A dog pulls expressions. A cat bares its teeth. What does a cow do? It just looks at you. It doesn’t even stare, because staring implies some kind of effort on the cow’s behalf.”

- Charlie Brooker’s Screen burn: The Private Life Of Cows | Television & radio | The Guardian

"In the United Kingdom the mullet is most commonly associated with thugs, Pat Sharp or with..."

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:55:53 +0100

“In the United Kingdom the mullet is most commonly associated with thugs, Pat Sharp or with professional footballers.”

- Mullet (haircut) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Carlos Ramos does Kubrick

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:12:22 +0100

Carlos Ramos does Kubrick

"Over the years Steve Jobs has managed to come up with so many colourful and imaginative ways of..."

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:36:18 +0100

“Over the years Steve Jobs has managed to come up with so many colourful and imaginative ways of saying he’s fucked something into a cocked hat, but I think ‘you’re holding it wrong’ is my new favourite.”

- The Daily Mash - APPLE FORGOT TO HOLD iPHONE BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE SHOPS

"…although when you Google “ABT”, the first things that pop up are American Ballet..."

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:37:37 +0100

“…although when you Google “ABT”, the first things that pop up are American Ballet Theatre and the Association of Beauty Therapists, which is probably almost as annoying for the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas as being in prison.”

- Charlie Brooker’s Screen burn: Inside The Aryan Brotherhood | Television & radio | The Guardian

Because Pop Rocks… ROCK SUGAR-Don’t Stop The Sandman...

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:10:46 +0100

Because Pop Rocks…

ROCK SUGAR-Don’t Stop The Sandman (via Laser1017FM)

"another centrepiece is Kinectimals, a virtual pet simulator which lets children play with cuddly..."

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 08:29:35 +0100

“another centrepiece is Kinectimals, a virtual pet simulator which lets children play with cuddly imaginary tiger cubs and the like. You can talk to the tiger cub, tickle it under the chin, dance for its amusement, or hide behind the sofa and watch it whimper morosely until you jump back into view. You can do virtually anything with the cuddly not-there critter, apart from taking the only sane course of action: screaming “BEGONE, VILE WRAITH!” while stamping on its head. If you try that it’ll just stare at you, blinking vacantly every 2.3 seconds as prescribed by its software, until you admit defeat and crumple weeping to the carpet – at which point it’ll detect your despair and do a funny little handstand to cheer you up, and you’ll catch sight of it and momentarily smile through your tears despite yourself and THUS KINECTIMAL IS THE VICTOR.”

- Charlie Brooker | Why talk to a computer? Surely talking to a human is traumatic enough? | Comment is free | The Guardian

The lasagne sandwich - why? | Life and style | guardian.co.uk

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:39:33 +0100

The lasagne sandwich - why? | Life and style | guardian.co.uk

via XKCD’s Colo(u)r Survey

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:25:30 +0100

via XKCD’s Colo(u)r Survey

The Wild World of Robots

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:11:33 +0100

The Wild World of Robots:

Via: Online Schools

"Note that I will deactivate the QRcode associated with a returned p8tch, and will instead..."

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:59:13 +0100

“Note that I will deactivate the QRcode associated with a returned p8tch, and will instead permanently redirect that URL to a GIS search for “kittens”.”

- Out of stock :( For some reason I really want a velcro patch with a qr code on…

P8tch: guarantee